Unless you live on 18th street (wiki entry) in which case, you're probably questionably safe in that you're semi situated. Still, Life choices: def made some bad ones. 18st face for Life.
The husband in question better be tough as constipation.
You're evil, guy. I like you.
...On how you look at it? The Virgin Mary? Giant Clam/Oyster? Vagina? Oh well.
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